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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

I wish this post was around when I was dating my last boyfriend.

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all-in-one-shit:

«kiss me so I know you love me» unter We Heart It.
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whassuppbaby:

Sleepy lil baby 
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premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(Source: trickygod)

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jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

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psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
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tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

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Anonymous asked : Are there any videos of 1d saying something bad about Modest?

theboyfriendstagram:

ohthefond:

In a few round-about implied ways, yes.

That one time they were accepting an award, so Liam thanked Modest and Louis’ eyes rolled all the way in the back of his head

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That other time in an interview where they were asked “Are there any clashes, you know, in terms of management and the band?” Once again Louis’ reaction is priceless

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When the boys went up to accept an award, Harry Magee (one of the heads of Modest) went in for a high five and Louis pretended like he didn’t exist.

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PORKY PIES this one was pretty blatant

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And my personal favorite

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and here we have his girlfriend with the head of Modest!Management

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how weird is it that she has more chemistry with him than with Louis?